Well, Dead Week is over after today, and finals are taking their places behind the bushes, ready to jump out and be all scary and vicious and hand-crampily mean. I plan to spend this weekend killing off as many weak and sick brain cells as I possibly can. I only want strong brain cells for finals week. :)

If you find yourself bored, go play in the road. Or, at least, in the road sign generator (via Davezilla). Here are my creations for the morning (click for largerian versions):

Road Construction next 400 miles

First, a little sumpin’ for all you Iowa residents out there. It’s only fair to warn people, in my opinion.

Don't go down that road, Neo.

Heh. Matrix reference. Get it? It’s funny. Yeah, I’ll shut up, now.

Hanging Gardens, Tower of Babel, Events Center Exit Only

I guess maybe it’s an inside Classical Studies joke. I just got done doing a presentation on the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, one of the seven wonders of the ancient world and the only one that nobody can definitively prove existed. I figure a roadsign would be decent in the evidence category.

What has this little expirement taught us? It’s easier to be funny using the blasphemous Church Sign Generator. The proof is in the puddin’.

If I don't believe in myself, would that be blasphemy?

Thank you, Bloodhound Gang.

I'm with crucified.

I’m going to hell; who’s coming with me? :)

Posted Friday, April 30th, 2004 at 9:58 am
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Responses to “Dead Week Fun”

Amanda

I thought you decided to stop pissing God off so your entire house won’t cave in and kill you, Sprinkles. Or I guess that could’ve been me who decided to stop doing that. Either way, I’m still crossing my fingers for that “sense of humor” theory. And it better be a really GREAT sense of humor… :) Now that I’ve started to picture all holy figures wearing hats, I can’t get the images out of my head.

mom

WHAT NEW HAT and why haven’t I got to wear it yet?! Dibs! :)

randgrid

Much gratitude for presenting for me. I liked the signs :)