See, this is what happens when I forget to update for several consecutive days. I had intended to instruct you-all to celebrate Lindsay Lohan’s 18th birthday last Friday, and I entirely forgot. Anyways, the lovely Miss Lohan turned 18 on Friday, miraculously transforming me from a dirty old man into just another stalker roughly within her age group, and therefore, dating pool. Not that I’m really a stalker or anything. I’m not even her biggest fan. Hell, I’ve never even seen one of her movies. In fact, I first saw her a month or so ago on Leno. But she’s cute enough that she’s officially displaced the now-also-not-jailbait Olsen twins as my impure thought of choice. :) The Olsen twins don’t do much for me now that they’ve started to closely resemble Jack Skellington. I mean, I’ve nothing against skinny girls or anything, but I don’t want to be able to discern individual vertebrae when the girl’s standing up. Ya know? I like mammals. Mammals have body fat.
So! I’m done at Coach House, I think, as of this last weekend. I say ‘I think’, because I was supposed to have been done as of June 29, but Scott talked me into working the weekend. And I can’t rule out the possibility that he’ll talk me into something like that again. Scott’s a wily little bugger that way. He’s mean about it. He asks. And then I have a hard time saying no. :)
I wanna go see King Arthur tonight, but I don’t know if I’ll get the chance. Does anyone else think it looks good? I think it’ll be cool in that it tries to capture the origins of the legend, instead of just retelling the legend.
Responses to “Happy Belated, Lindsay Lohan”
July 7th, 2004 at 12:54 pm
I told Eric that I wanted to see that, but he just smiled and nodded which means he probably wasn’t listening and even if he was we probably won’t go. If you end up going let me know if it was any good:)
July 7th, 2004 at 7:05 pm
Funny… I don’t remember you saying anything about wanting to see Lindsay Lohan. I’m pretty sure I’d have remember something like that.
July 9th, 2004 at 9:54 am
i’d get breast implants but at this point i think paying my bills is slightly more important. besides… i might topple over from the weight :D
July 9th, 2004 at 7:54 pm
Where’d breast implants come into the picture? In interviews, Lindsay has talked about just getting her breasts (seeing as she’s just turned 18, that’s quite likely.) But anyway….just thought I’d ask. I think she’s pretty because she’s natural, and curvy and a life-sized human. Unlike , she’s got a natural figure, and if I were a lesbian, I’d think she was hot *grin* G’day
July 9th, 2004 at 7:56 pm
Ok….the last comment was supposed to contain “Unlike [ insert almost any celebrity name here ]” Rob’s comment page didn’t like the brackets around it apparently.
July 11th, 2004 at 9:09 am
Fez, from “That 70s Show” is dating Lindsay Lohan. Looks like you’re too late, Rob.
July 13th, 2004 at 11:12 pm
You know, this not-so-flattering picture of Lindsey Lohan is giving me a little bit of self-esteem. Thanks! :) (Note: not sarcasm, just plucky optimism. And a little inebriation.)
July 19th, 2004 at 1:50 pm
Ok….so lemme get this right….you quit a job to have more free time, and updates cease? Isn’t that a lil’ backwards? Call me crazy, I guess *grin*

July 7th, 2004 at 12:50 pm
Lol….I was just telling someone that I wanted to see that the other night. Everyone thinks I’m a dork for wanting to see it. :P