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Guess whose birthday is this Friday? Okay, now write your guess down on a piece of paper and fold it so that your neighbor can’t see. Ready? If you said Lucille Ball, Kevin Mitnick or M. Night Shyamalan, you’d be absolutely correct. However, that wasn’t the answer I was going for. The correct response given the current rhetorical situation is… me!

Nearly twenty-three years ago, I was rudely forced into this world through an altogether narrow door and immediately smacked by a doctor. After exacting my revenge on said doctor, I went about with the whole growing up thing. Until around the age of one, I worked mostly on my motor skills. After learning to walk, I never really got much more advanced. because I felt my attention was needed elsewhere. From then until around my fifth birthday I focused mostly on communication, while under the tutelage of the great American philosophers Fred Rogers, Big Bird, and Paul Reubens. Around the age of twelve, I determined myself to be sufficiently mature emotionally and psychologically, and focused in other areas, which explains why South Park is still very funny. Then, a lot of stuff happened that was probably not very funny and now I’m a good foot taller and with a lot more hair. Also, I have a degree which serves to cover roughly .65 square feet of my bedroom wall.

So anyway, I’ll be 23 on the 6th. My last day of work in the Sociology department is tomorrow, the 5th. I’ll probably have cake on both days, and if I end up going out Friday night, there’s a decent chance I won’t remember either day by the 7th. :)

By the way, those are Justin’s sunglasses. I borrowed them for a few minutes at Jordan and Lindsay’s reception when I felt the need to be roughly ten times cooler.

I have several wishlists if you like buying things. My shipping address is:

525 6th Street
Ames, IA 50010

M. Night Shyamalan is a very cool name.

Puppies.