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Words cannot describe this video. Alas, you’re stuck watching it.

My workBud Jeremy seems to think that this is an example of what makes the Internet a less-than-useful place. I disagree. This video is an example of what makes the Internet a wonderful, utterly useful place. I mean, just think — twenty years ago, before the Webbernets came about, the people in this video are the sort who probably would have exhausted their obviously excessive pent-up energies smashing mailboxes with baseball bats, torturing small animals with sticks, or lighting their farts on fire (all to impress The Ladies, of course). Or… well, whatever the Japanese versions of these national pastimes would be. I’m sure face painting, garish typography and used women’s underwear would come into play there somewhere.

But look! Instead of all that, these misguided chums can simply funnel their otherwise plausibly destructive energy into song, dance and rudimentary video editing. This way, the only thing they’re really destroying is my afternoon productivity. And I’d rather lose that than my mailbox any day.