Do you have to be so defensive?

Friday, April 14th, 2006

I’m off to defend my creative component before my committee. And by before my committee, I mean before my committee tears me a new one, places my ignorance on display, and gives me a week’s worth of editing to complete over the weekend. :) Okay, I don’t know for a fact it’ll be that bad, but I think there’s a saying somewhere that goes along the lines of “anticipate the worst and you’ll never be disappointed” which I like because it’s sorta got a double meaning going on there. I’m normally a glass-half-full type of guy*, so I read it to mean that if you expect the worst, it’ll probably be better in reality, and nobody’s disappointed by improvement.

Anyway, regardless of whether it goes well or poorly, I’ll probably be out drinking (in celebration/mourning) this evening, so I don’t know when or if I’ll get a chance to report how it went. You just might have to wait in suspense until Saturday. Or call me, I guess. Assuming I remember to turn my phone back on. It’ll be on silent for a good portion of the day, because after my defense I have an important meeting with my current boss to determine when I’m done.

Job Search Update

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006

Brethren and Sistren,

I just noticed that I never updated following my interview last week. Several of you were sufficiently interested and privileged (I use the term loosely) to ask in person, but for the rest, here goes:

Getting to the interview was somewhat stressful. I gave myself 50 minutes to drive from my apartment in Ames to their offices in Des Moines, which I figured would get me there plenty early. I ended up using 48 of those minutes. The first four miles of my journey took over 15 minutes, because the high winds and some deity wishing to agitate me with bad omens conspired to throw a semi across the Interstate just south of my on-ramp, causing me to sit at a complete stop for quite some time, wringing my hands nervously and singing along to Counting Crows at the top of my lungs. The two aren’t really related aside from the chronology of the thing.

Once I got there, things got much better. I met the HR rep I’d been phoning with, and she was nice, as was the future-potential-boss guy. I sat talking with both of them in a little conference room for about an hour. I talked a lot, they talked a lot, we all laughed a little bit… things went well. So far as I can tell, anyway.

The best part(s) of the entire interview was that the f-p-b guy kept “warning” me about things he thought would bug me about the job. And the more he warned me about the job, the more perfectly suited for me it sounded. In the end, f-p-b guy’s primary concern seemed to be that I would get bored, since I seem to be interested in a little bit of everything. I tried to allay his fears by telling him that I was planning on keeping freelance work in the picture to keep myself entertained, and that I might even try for a lecture spot here and there at the college. Quinn’s suggested response was better, though: It’s supposed to be boring - that’s why they call it work. ;)

All in all, this company sounds like a nearly ideal environment for a person such as me. I mean, the CEO was described to me as a long-haired hippie who tends to wear t-shirts and moccasins to the office. Who knew: I didn’t have to cut my hair off to get a job after all!

Also on the job front: I decided not to apply for my replacement position here at the Graduate College (my assistantship position is becoming a full-time position). I’d been weighing the pros and cons for weeks, and in the end I decided that I needed an opportunity to see how I fit in the nonacademic world. I’ve been working for ISU in various capacities for nearly seven years now. It’s time I see how I fare in the world of business. I may come back to ISU to take a class here and there, or even to teach occasionally, but I don’t want the university to define my existence for the next few years.

Well, as I was writing this update, above-not-mentioned company called to schedule a second interview! :) I’ll be heading Moinesward next Tuesday afternoon. I’ll probably dress a little more casual this go around, now that I’ve seen their attire in person. Last time, I dressed up a little intentionally, so that I would stand out. This time, I don’t want to stand out-I hope to blend in, like I’d been there forever. :)

My panic attack just gave me a panic attack.

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006

How many panic attacks is one allowed in any given day before it should be considered a serious problem? I’m a little worried (panicked?) I’ve overstepped my quota.

It’s just been one of those days, I guess. Too many life-altering deadlines approaching in too small a span of time. A week from Friday (March 10th), I’ll be boarding my first transcontinental flight on my way to Seattle, with approximately seventy pounds of homework in tow. I’ll spend a week there peering over the top of my laptop at all of the cool things Seattle has to offer. When I return home (March 17th), I have six days to plan my conference presentation in Chicago before, you know, presenting it (March 23rd). The written portion of my creative component is due six days (March 29) after I present in Chicago. I have approximately two weeks from that point to prepare my defense of my work and get the website done before I have to go under the spotlight and actually defend my work (April 13th-ish). I have approximately a week from that point to make any alterations, additions, and deletions before I have to hand in a bound copy of my work (April 19th). Just over two weeks from then, I graduate (May 5th).

During the same time frame, I also get to:

  • Design a 200-question survey, create an entirely new website for the Interdisciplinary Graduate Studies program, and document all of my work processes for the person who will replace me for the Graduate College
  • Create a syllabus, design a 3-week technical communication class unit, write a 30-ish page annotated bibliography, and keep up with all my reading for my English 504 class
  • Locate and apply for several positions, interview (hopefully) with several companies, and secure permanent employment
  • Say sweet things to Dana every once in a while in the somewhat deluded hopes that she won’t have left me by mid-April in frustration

According to my schedule, I have to write 2-4 pages of content every single day (including travel days, weekends, presentation days, and so forth) just to finish on time, not counting time for editing. And, you know, I’ve gotta finish the website in there somewhere, too. Otherwise I have nothing to write about. It should be a fun month.

Stop the ride now, I want to get off. :)